2.7.07

Rite Aid Caption Contest

So here's the deal: These are the letters on the Rite Aid marquee by my house. You rewrite a caption, post it in the comment section and I'll put it on the sign.

I'm real good at this sort of thing cos I used to do the marquee at a movie theater.

9 comments:

fft said...

I just noticed there's not a solitary letter "A" for use.

fft said...

That's gonna be tough ...

Anonymous said...

From the pic, that "V" looks pretty narrow, but you could try turning it upside down and using some black duct tape to make an "A" out of it.

Anonymous said...

Side "A"

MOMS PERFECT RUM
FINE SET 25


Side "B"

ORIFICE PORN
EVIL DRY SPROUTS
REEFER HOMEY

fft said...

Oh, a double-sided entry. Very creative ...

Anonymous said...

Actually,is this dual sided type or two separate signs? I haven't seen that location's signage yet.

Anonymous said...

You can write "SCREW MOM N POP" if you turn one of the Ms upside down for a W.

The whole no As thing really put a crimp in the popular "Heather Fargo hates poor people."

gbomb

fft said...

It's dual-sided; one side faces east on Jay, the other west.

goongumpas said...

if i were you i'd ditch the contest and just write up there "go a's" or "wrong aid"