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according to page six, good morning america's joel seigel left the clerks II screening 40-minutes into the film, upset by discussions of bestiality.

i personally find gma's shamless peddling of triviality--especially seigel's purported "reviews"--much more offensive than a little donkey-sex chatter.

mind you, it's just dialogue in the film. seigel walked out on dialogue; the first film he'd walked out on in 30 years.

and say what you want about kevin smith's films, but the man doesn't mince words. "I don't need Joel Siegel to fuck my shit the way he apparently fucks M. Night Shyamalan's, gushing over his flick [The Lady in the Water] before he's even seen it, but shit man, man - how about a little common fucking courtesy? You never, never disrupt a movie, simply because you don't like it. Cardinal rule of moviegoing: Shut your fucking mouth while the movie's playing."

word!