hey donkey boy, step off these goldnutts

the JZ gave me the vice guide to travel for my bday. i wholeheartedly recommend checking it out. here's a review.

if you go to the vice web site here, you can read this hilarious bit by one of the more provocative filmmakers not working today: harmony korine.

the interview with ODB and clint eastwood is ok. i wish my nickname was 'goldnutts.' they call me 'cheeky monkey' at sn&r--i don't get that and am not really on board for it. 'nooch' is much preferred. some people call me 'asshole.' a co-worker told me that she had a dream that i drove her car around town while she was on vacation and i totally fucked it up, then i gave it back to her and was all "what? looks fine to me." analyse ...