my mom's big cock

i had dinner at my mom and her fiance's place in auburn last night with my brother mike, his gf caity and mike, my mom's fiance's kid.

it was kind of sad cos they have a 10-week-old black lab named toby that got in a scuffle with one of the other dogs--he got too close to its food--so the dog ripped a hole in toby's eye. six hours in the emergency vet clinic in roseville later and toby should be ok. big swollen, infected and pus-filled right eye. poor cute puppy.

mike--not my brother--was attacked my a methed out homeless guy in fairfield in a dark alley that cuts through the center of town (i guess, never been) and he had to beat him off with his bare hands, which were all bruised and scratched. mike's only 16, but he's a bulked up full back for placer high school, so he can hold his own. crazy.

we ate dinner and everyone except me was drunk (des driver) and then my mom yell's out "guys, come look at my new jade penis!"

so my mom goes over to a hutch and whips out this huge, maybe 15-inch long jade cock!

we waved it around and did our best a clockwork orange home-invasion impressions, and then we left back to the city.