8.8.07

Channel 13 Dare Game

So I'm going to be on Channel 13 every Thursday and I want to play some sort of game where you dare me to say a word live on the air (a word that won't get me fired). I'm thinking I should try to use the word "goody player" this week, but I'm open to suggestions--but not that open.

For some reason, I'm thinking of the time I met Mo's mom in Irvine and Mo had the nerve to introduce me as such:

MO: Mom, this is Nick. He claims to already know you pretty well.

It was a ballsy moment.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Get the hell out!

That is so not fair. A lifetime of stalking and everyone but me gets to be on Good Morning Sacramento.

OK here's the deal:

For each picture of Mark S. Allen, I will buy you one drink.

For each picture of Mark S. Allen's ass in girl pants* I will buy you 2 drinks.

For video of Mark S. Allen wrestling with Cody Stark you may name any price.

Gbomb

*the phrase I dare you to use.

fft said...

you dare me to say "Mark S. Allen's ass in girl pants"?

As in:

"Man, it's early ... and I just had this wicked dream of Mark S. Allen's ass in girl pants! Terrible morning wood. Terrible."

?

Anonymous said...

I dare you to say:

"Wang," but not by referring to someone with the last name Wang--like Vera Wang. Rather as another name for the male anatomy.

pine cool said...

sepulchre

fft said...

I chickened out, but dissed on the Bee, at least. TV sucks, both being on it and watching it.

Anonymous said...

Actually it was just "girl pants," but whatever cranks your chain dude.
g

Anonymous said...

Oh and now that I think about it, I think that "Terrible wood" should be the name of your solo album.

g

goongumpas said...

nick, i wish you would come out of the closet live on the air.

fft said...

come on yr mom (live, on air)

goongumpas said...

can we get off moms please? i just got off yours.