SAC on 'ROIDS

This is a new feature, SAC on 'ROIDS, which basically will be postings of Polaroid photos of the locals with a blurb or, if so motivated, a q-and-a. Here's the first:

Name: Weird

Age: 3

From: Mars (or so says his dog tag)

Home: East Sac

Occupation: rabble-rouser, prima donna.

Pasttimes: scaring off everyone except those who should be scared off, walks in the park, waking people up, loafing, chowing, chasing rabbits, sniffing ass, mascot-ry.

Favorite baseball team: Oakland A's (not the Seattle Mariners—trust me, I know this).

Biggest fear: sprinklers.

Little known secret: Weird knows all sorts of tricks. He's a talented son of a gun.